skyinide:

fozmeadows:

thepioden:

afronerdism:

skyinide:

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

(via the-cimmerians)

ethanilsa:

ethanilsa:

your shitty dad makes you come to his stupid girls soccer team nationals but at least you get to take a private jet to seattle and then next thing you know you’re eating the girl you lost your virginity to

and then you’re eating your brother

bewbin:

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

(via anais-ninja-bitch)

takenbythelightfantastic:

hesitating:

6thlovelanguage:

dark green is a nice color. underrated

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

(via septimusprime)

lindleland:

fenrir-kin:

catchymemes:

Oh my god… the cat can’t move because they have a human on

boot’s on the other foot now motherfucker

(via certaintendencies)

shinseifer:

“average cat owner spends 3 years in prison” factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette’s mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via anais-ninja-bitch)

cooler-cactus:

whentobuytraintickets:

cooler-cactus:

eleventh plague. emails. 

Pharoah, I hope this email finds you letting my people go

as per my last plague,

(via ablurredrainbowconnection)

the-cimmerians: